Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
-Michelle (20, from Fayetteville, GA) may not be as ripped and roided out as Govanah Ahnold, but she sure does look like a hardcore badass. Although we failed to figure out if she is going commando as well... we leave it up to you kids to let your imaginations run wild.
-The horror! This chicadee put a perplexing amount of effort into a bizarre combination of unoriginal articles to make a uniquely heinous look. Our advice: save the time, and just stick with sweatpants… you’ll avoid strange stares.
-The fashion police are on the hunt after Andrew (21, from Decatur, GA) for atypical reasons. He may look awesome sporting a vintage military jacket… but too bad it comes equipped with authentic illegal patches. If there is a warrant out for his arrest – we apologize for the exposure – but at least he looks cool breaking the law.
-Looks like Sasha Fierce has been doing some graffiti on the porcelain throne inside the girl’s bathroom stall in Sanford Hall.





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