- Heed some expert advice, and stay 10 steps (applebottom steps, that is) ahead on new fresh fashions. Trust us, 2010 is ALL about Winkers. What are Winkers, you ask? Well, these decorative derriere delights happen to be some of the most rad jeans to grace our consumer market to date.  Watch the video in its entirety (please, do yourself the favor) to catch a glimpse of the bootylicious fabulosity.  These little gems come in a wide array of designs: say hooty hooooo for the owl, or start a scene with the “ACTION!” numbers.  BUT, if you don’t like the options gracing catwalks (how could you not?!?) you can let your creative juices flow & dream up a pair of your own…we’re not worthy! So let your booty do the talking.

Patent pending.