Happy Holidays  ♥ The UGAstyle Team
Due to global warming, a white Christmas is a rarity south of the Mason-Dixon Line. However, according to the weather forecast, there is a predicted low of 35 degrees December 25th in Athens.
So if you’ve got cabin fever, get your Netflix fix on and pick from our list of holiday cinematic classics. Put some hazelnut in your eggnog & cozy up to the big screen with the fam. Have a festivus for the rest of us with these 25 holiday movies we’ve compiled for your enjoyment! And the star atop the Christmas tree? In the spirit of the holidays, UGA Style has put together a playlist to lend some extra cheer & top off your Christmas festivities!
1. The Passion of Christ – So far from politically correct… Mel made us do it.
2. The Proud Family: Seven Days of Kwanzaa – Who doesn’t like a Disney throwback?! “Oh, everybody knows Kwanzaa’s seven days”
3. The Hebrew Hammer – The baddest heeb this side of the Aviv!
4. Home Alone One (& Two, duh!) – “Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni & cheese dinner & the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
5. It’s a Wonderful Life – “Hey look, mister – we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint ‘atmosphere’. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?”
6. A Charlie Brown Christmas – “Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet/ I didn’t send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown/ Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?”
7. Elf – “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”
8. Monty Python’s Life of Brian – “Blessed Are the Pythons.”
9. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo – “I’m a Jew, a lonely Jew…I’d be merry, but I’m Hebrew.”
10. Trains, Plains & Automobiles -”Why did you kiss my ear?/ Why are you holding my hand?/ Where’s your other hand?/Between two pillows…/ Those aren’t pillows!”
11. A Christmas Story – “I TRIPLE dog dare ya.”
12. A Christmas Carol -  “Bah! Humbug”…what else?!
13. Miracle On 34th Street – “I believe… I believe… It’s silly, but I believe.”
14. How the Grinch Stole Christmas – “But this… this sound wasn’t sad. Why… this sound sounded glad. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing, without any presents at all! He hadn’t stopped Christmas from coming, it came! Somehow or other, it came just the same.”
15. Scrooged – “The Jews taught me this great word. “Schmuck”. I was a schmuck, and now I’m not a schmuck.”
16. Santa With Muscles – Hulk Hogan has such wonderful family values, what better way to celebrate the season than to bring him into your own home? He takes no prisoners to make a profit off the Holiday season. Let his absurdly tan skin and those signature golden locks  fit nicely under your Christmas tree!
17. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation – “Is your house on fire, Clark?/ No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.”
18. Joeux Noel – “What are you waiting for? Shoot him! Holidays are over!”
19. The Nightmare Before Christmas – “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
20. Eight Crazy Nights – Instead of one day of presents…we have EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.
21. Jingle All the Way – Schwarzenegger + Sinbad = dynamic duo…”It’s Turbo time!”
22. The Muppet Christmas Carol - “Come forth, and know me better man!”
23. The Shop Around the Corner – [After Miss Novak sells one of the musical cigarette boxes] “I think people who like to smoke candy and listen to cigarettes will love it.”
24. Bad Santa – For the naughty, not so nice, ones.
25. Babes in Toyland – “I think we’ll take the Milky Way, all the way.”

Stay Cozy!