What’s the difference between a unicyclist and a pancake? Nothing, if your driving a steamroller.
-Someone who hasn’t purchased anything other than food and water since their high school graduation party.
-Unanticipated fashion trend of 2009: fratty boys wearing tube socks. They already aim to dress like grandfathers…
-Chugga chugga choo choo… What is black and white and red all over? This girl, apparently.
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