-I cannot imagine walking into a store and saying, “Yes, I would like to spend my hard earned money on these tacky Hawaiian print pants.” These are ugly and dig into her crack. Don’t get me started on the purse.

-WOOF. She is even schlepping around campus in heels. What a shame…she actually thinks she looks cute. I can’t go into specifics because this entire look is an overall tragic mesopotamia.

-I like this out of pity. He really REALLY likes sailboats. I think this fella is the only person ever to look good in this. Him and only him. God bless his unfortunate soul.