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December 2011
- Giveaway: STS9 NYE Tickets
- Have a Very Nerdy Christmas
- First Listen: Brainwash – KAM Royal
- Calling All Beer Enthusiasts!
- First Listen: Charlie Brennan
- C4 Belts: Choose Your Color, Choose Your Cause
- Puppy Love
- Tulane: Emily’s Entourage
- Zing! December 12, 2011
- Push Play: December Mixtape from Bingo Balls
- Paper Diamond
- Giving Back: Forgotten Shirts
- Giveaway: Hana Straightener and Beauty Kit
- Bye-Bye Bad Hair Days, Hello HANAAir
- Zing! Week of 12/5/11
- こんにちは with Toon
November 2011
- Dubstep Invading Athens
- Editor’s Note: Oui Oui, Yall
- UGA: No Daddy’s Girl
- KAM Royal
- Giveaway: PIXICS.com
- The Healthy MEdia Commission
- A Wave of Heads Did Turn
- Not All Dawgs Are Created Equal
- Roaming in Dreams
- Happy Dunning
- Push Play: November Mixtape from Bingo Balls
- Is That a Campus or a Runway?
- The Beets Come To The Farm
- First Listen: The Real Laww
- We’re Feeling Quixotic
- There’s No Place Like Home
October 2011
September 2011
- Contest: Design the Next Fall Must-Have
- Touch It. Buy It. Babe.
- Giveaway: Diamond in the Rough
- Cobalt Culture
- Georgia Tech: Farm-to-Table Southern Hospitality
- Chillin’ With the King of Pops
- Coming to a Georgia Theatre Near You: Washed Out & Cut Copy
- Push Play: September 2011 Mixtape
- Films: Helvetica-What’s Your Font?
- K. Cooper Ray
- Fallen Whistles: A Call For Help
- First Listen: Radical Something
- Megan Thomas
- Stanley Vergilis
August 2011
- Atlanta: Say Hello To The Maxi
- Helping Hands: Getting Paid to Change the World
- Contest: Window Designing Within Reach
- First Listen: Lera Lynn
- Films: To Live and Skate Kabul, Orlando Style
- Trends: Seeing Spots
- Giveaway: Back to School With Caviar & Bananas
- Listen Up: Shabazz Palaces
- Phoenix Rising: The Georgia Theatre Reopens
July 2011
June 2011
May 2011
April 2011
- REPTAR Y’ALL
- MAD DECENT TURNS UP THE VOLUME
- Gimme Some Bachelorette
- A++
- Can’t Silence This Disco
- Ode à l’Oubli
- Athens Fashion Collective: A Different Kind of Fashion Show
- Style Profile: Grungy Gentleman
- C’est the vida.
- in the kompany of power
- For the Youthful & Untamed
- Visual Vernacular: SoulHawk “Medicina”
- REGENERATE YOUR REJECTS
- Fashion Recap: Milan & Paris Fashion Week
- Believe in the treasure box full of bows
- For the Love of the Ride
March 2011
- Giveaway: In Demand for Emma Graham
- Faceless Beauty
- Carpe Diem Is So Last Season.
- Blair Crimmins possesses your soul like a relentlessly starved demon
- Speedy Gonzales
- Rollin’ with Farm Cart
- Loving On Your Locks
- Stella & Dot
- Good Beer Matters
- ヘルプ Hope For Japan 希望
- To Share Is To Care
- Dreams That Glitter
- Tonight: Toro Y Moi, Cloud Nothings, The Gold Party
- Mad As A Hatter
- Phat & Phabulous
- King of Pops
- ATHICA Taking Part
- To skort or not to skort? That is the question.
- Walking On A Dream
- Trends: Runway Rundown
February 2011
- Jams: Don’t Be A Drag, Just Be A Queen
- Carnivores Want You To Dress For The Rain
- Peachy Keen
- Living Financially Reinvented: An Athens Artist Market
- It Came Like A Bolt From The Blue
- Sun And Smiles Alike Raise Our Blood Pressure
- Fly Fella
- In Good Kompany
- Singular Sensation
- Record Release Roundup
- Giving Back: SEA & Be Seen
- Fashion Spotlight: Iconic
- Jams: PODCAST 002 – Tribute to Atlanta
January 2011
November 2010
October 2010
- Witching Time of Night
- Idiosyncratic Charm
- Community
- Get Hooked With David Barbe
- Best of What’s Next
- Good Vibrations
- Kids With Guns
- Mr. DGK
- Homecoming
- Nuci’s Space Jam Series: The Orkids & Second Suns
- TGIF
- Pageanteering With a Purpose
- UGA Poll: Fall Essentials
- Perfect in Plaid
- Who Wants to Play With a Neon Indian?
- A Day in the Life
- Foals
- On The Prowl
- White Hot
- Meet the Balkans
September 2010
August 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
- Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good.
- Plaid is your favorite color.
- "I got beer & pixie stix, let's party!" – Fez
- Think outside the Frisky Box
- Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue
- To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
- Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
- Cycling is like a church – many attend, but few understand.
- "All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up" – Picasso
- Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?
- "Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past" – Jack London
- I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish
- The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory
- What Would Snooki Do?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- "All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity" – Nietzsche
- Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- Two Turn Tables & a Microphone
- "If you’re raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off dummy"
- Very Disco, Da Funk
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- Brutha West
- It's On With Alexa Chung
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as "4′s"?
- Of Mice and Men and Music
- What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage.
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
- What has no beginning, end, or middle? A doughnut.
March 2010
- I pity da fool!
- Whiggin’ out… Like a Vibration
- If you ever see an amputee getting hanged, just start calling out letters.
- Discarded all the Naughty Nights for Niceness
- Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- In general children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
- When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.
- If you were to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- Hermits have no peer pressure.
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
- Something for every body
- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
- Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew
- Why is it only a penny for your thoughts when you give your two cents worth?
- "Some friends told me that pearls make people cry. The only pearls that have made me cry are false pearls"-María Félix
- "I am too dark to tan" – Lil’ Wayne
- UGAstyle obsession: Boy, Ohh, BOY!!!!
- Emancipate Yourself
- blvd. birthday bash
- The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris
February 2010
- We should make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
- If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
- Isn’t "Big Kid" an oxymoron?
- Skinny boys with a sonic addiction: Perk up with Javasounds
- I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game "Monopoly."
- It’s very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: location, location, location.
- I art what I fart
- Endless love: Helen Keller and Ray Charles playing tennis.
- Juicy, tender, and flavorful: Dark Meat’s FINAL show
- My karma ran over my dogma.
- You can't buy love on eBay…
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
- Suffer for Fashion
- ANTM cycle 14: Athens' Next Top Model
- At what age is it appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?
January 2010
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Transgender Barbie: Formerly known as G.I. Joe
- Pretty fly for some white guys
- Today is Opposite Day – Here are the "Old-Fashioned Pants"
- LENO GIVER- When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.
- The lucky ones filled with the sun: Beach House
- MMM…bacon
- Roshambo @ Go
- YFF seeks greeks!
- Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
- It’s all about the Benjamins, baby.
- A Collection of Oddities & Rarities On the Athens Streets with the Drive By Truckers
- Just say no to Uggs, Jimmy!
- In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
- Let's all go to the movies! FOR FREE!
- James Herbert
- The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast
December 2009
- The Good, The Bad, and the FUGLY: UGAstyle 2009
- Lessons We Can Learn From A Snowman: Wearing White Is Always In Style, Even After Labor Day
- 2010 fashion forecast: WINKERS are WINNERS!
- An Afternoon With Venice Is Sinking
- Study Playlist #3: I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it…so I said "Implants?"
- Study Playlist #2: What Kind of Dance Do You Do On a Trampoline? Hip-hop
- Facing Off at The 40 Watt
- Study Playlist #1: If Quizzes Are Quizzical, Then What Are Tests?… Testicles!
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
- Santa Claus wears a red suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. Sooo… what's in that pipe that he's smoking?
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
- FIGHT CORPORATE AMERICA! Getting crafty: 283 Annual Marketplace
- Breaking News: Venice is Sinking!
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
- How do you know if a planet is married? It has a ring around it!
- "Smooth jams all night long"- M.C. Attaway
November 2009
- A Night of Flannel, Fashion & Fun!
- Back to School, Back to School, to Prove to Dad that I'm Not a Fool…
- Style is the dress of thoughts
- A Kornucopia of Kool: Giving Thanks for Yves Saint Laurent
- Team Edward… Except When Jacob is Half-Naked
- The REAL Story Behind Thanksgiving
- People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
- Farm livin’ is the life for me.
- Talk nerdy to me
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
- What do sex & a snow storm have in common? You never know how many inches you are going to get & how long it will last
- What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it?
- Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
- Does God believe in people?
- Skydiving: good to the last drop
- What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
October 2009
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing.
- The only fraternity I’m part of is sci-fi.
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps. and uh…"
- I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- Trick-or-treat, smell my feet, give me something awesome to wear.
- I don’t mean to seem like I care about material things, Like a social status, I just want four walls and adobe slats… For my girls
- If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
- You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
September 2009
- Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
- Yo mama is so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her directly.
- If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.
- Surviving a recession in style: Flirt Fashions turns one in a big way.
- Precious Dangle-The offspring of an indoor house plant that hangs down out of its pot or basket when watered too much
- “Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!”
- Diarrhea is hereditary…it runs in the jeans.
- Don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff
- Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner
- Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
- Think outside the box… choose cremation!
August 2009
April 2009
March 2009
- I’m the kind of person who laughs at their mistakes, which is why it’s really hard for me to hang out with my kids.
- What Would Juggs Do?
- I was finishing dinner at a restaurant last night. The waitress asked "you want a box for that?" I said "no, but I’ll wrestle you for it."
- Go shawdy, it's your birthday.
- Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of jeopardy.
- If ignorance is bliss, why is the KKK so angry?
- The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.
- In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
- What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost Bite.
February 2009
- I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
- Anyone who doesn’t pose with their left hand will not be in this post.
- A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there’s nothin’ special… we just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die…
- I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
- Dogs are the leaders of the planet. One of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
- The cool parties are always held in the basement.
- Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Did you have Campbell’s soup today? Because you are looking mmm mmm good.
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
January 2009
- Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
- Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
- Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
- Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark
- Assassins do it from behind.
- Making the next four years DYN-O-MITE
- Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
- Baseball is wrong – a man with four balls cannot walk.
December 2008
- It was the best of times…it was the worst of times: 2008
- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
- If a clock goes hungry…does it go back four seconds?
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- For the Love of Labels: The Art of Designer Ready-to-Wear….graces Athens!
- You can get all A’s and still flunk life.
- I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- You are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
- I stopped eating cold turkey.
November 2008
- "I love Thanksgiving turkey… it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." -Arnold Schwarzenegger
- "Bacteria" – the back door to the cafeteria
- It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love outside.
- Wear this and I guarantee you will lose friends.
- Look like Barbie: zero plastic surgery required.
- When I was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick.
- The ultimate tacky car decal face-off…
- I get to go overseas to places, like Canada. -Britney Spears
- Obama’s first role as president: Create an amendment to get rid of Crocs
- "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." -Mean Girls
October 2008
- Halloween takes fashion to another level of creativity…let's test yours!
- I spy with my little eye…
- McColly’s: Fashion at your fingertips
- What did the ghost say to the bee? BOO-BEE
- The Red Dress Boutique: Where art meets fashion.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- A beautiful day brings out the best style in some people
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- You’d be surprised…nomads can sometimes get really angry
- Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too"
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Please don’t make your ‘do a "don’t."
- Yo mama’s so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
- If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
September 2008
- Introducing ‘Lite’: the new way to spell ‘Light’; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
- Fall has arrived…WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO WEAR UGGS WITH SHORTS?
- What do you think of when you hear "blackout?"
- Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have.
- Minimize your space, not your taste.
- I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
- What do you call a song sung in an automobile? -A cartoon!
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
August 2008
- Fortson’s Clothiers: affordable clothes and awesome selection
- Yup, thats right, we got our own domain: UGAstyle.com
- It sure is nice to see something other than bid day shirts out
- Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight!
- Turns out there are fashion tragedies no matter where you travel. UGAstyle goes on vacation
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
- What’s another word for thesaurus?
- Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport.
- Sex is just like a Chinese dinner: nobody finishes until they both get their cookies
- I wonder if illiterate people understand the concept of alphabet soup
- I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- Feliz Cinco de Mayonnaise!
April 2008
- Constipated people don’t give a crap
- Who killed Tony the Tiger? …a CEREAL killer!
- If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
- what on EARTH are these people wearing?
- I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
- Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type "lol". I type "lqtm": "laugh quietly to myself". It’s more honest.
- Is it sexy in here, or am I just hot?
- Catching up on my zee’s. ZEE’S NUTS!
- Don't let your man buy anymore Yurman
- Run, Forrest, RUN!
- Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery……
- Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
- the good, the bad, and the extremely FUGLY
- 2008, the year of change, the year to get rid of Vera Bradley
- Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
- "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
- I pity the fool. On April Fools.